Expect lots of pictures like this here from now on.
Yes, we got a bunny. Our friends Cat and Jason needed to find a home for this little guy and we were in the market for a bunny so here he is, in all his lop-eared glory.
Now, my experience with bunnies has been mostly with the kind who will eat my garden in broad daylight, staring me down all furry and tough whilst I wave my arms and holler nonsensically to try to get them the hell away from my strawberries. Bunnies are cute, but they’re like storm troopers, each one a clone of the other, marching on towards the destruction of my peace-loving vegetables, guided by some evil force beyond my comprehension.
Then, I met Gizmo. Gizmo is basically a dog that hops. He chases you, wants to sit in your lap, fetches stuff, whines when he’s lonely and will walk with you on a leash. I was shocked. I had no idea that bunnies could be, you know, personable. He’s basically litter trained which means he’ll make a trek to his hutch if he needs to do his business so as long as we’re hanging out downstairs, he’s just hanging out too. I wuves him. Yes, I said wuves, because that best describes the gooey, motherly, OMGHEISSOCUTE, ridiculous overwhelming emotion I feel for this bunny.
The one issue we’re dealing with is that he is not neutered which means that he also needs to have, uh, friendly time with a stuffed animal. Now this in and of itself is not so much a problem and after one viewing of said friendly time, not one of my children has left a stuffed animal on the floor again which is, you know, a bonus. What is a problem though, is that Gizmo is in love with my feet. Madly, deeply, passionately in love with my feet. It does not matter if I am wearing jeans, shorts, pajama pants or slippers, Gizmo just wants to be with my feet. He chases them as I walk around and when I stop, he immediately plunks his butt down on them and snuggles with my toes. If he’s feeling randy, he starts jumping around them and if I don’t put them up right quick, I will find one of my ankles on the receiving end of friendly time. It is adorable and creepifying and I have absolutely no idea what to do about it.
Still, I wuves him. Even if he has a weird foot fetish and occasionally poops the floor in a pattern resembling a shotgun blast.
Awh.
















































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